A man in Pennsylvania has been charged with trespassing after police caught him in a hog barn naked and intoxicated after drinking a six-pack of Hamm’s beer, Lancaster Online reports.
Larry William Henry, 65, has also been charged with indecent exposure and public drunkenness. Asked by police to explain his presence in the barn, Henry said, “I just like pigs.”
Henry had previously trespassed on the farm in Manor Township, Penn., which is near his home. Henry is currently free on bail.
- via The Free Beacon
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