There is always a moment when you realize you've gone from just an average drinker to a Pro Boozer. In Pro Tales, certified Booze League Pros share their stories of that moment. All Pro Tales are shown here verbatim as they were shared with the League.
Certified July 2015
Well most the stories are beyond G rated but just this last year in vegas i went up there with my gf to get married. Her family was flying in from the east coast amd everyone was making long trips to watch us get married. Well being what a amazing girl i have she let me have 1 last night out with the boys and the only night we had was before the wedding. By the way the next morning before the wedding we were announcing to our families that she was pregnant too (with twins) so we partied and man did we party hard straight vegas style. Well i got in around 5am had to be up at 7am for the big announcement well i looked in the mirror and half my right eyebrow was missing like just gone! No idea how i lost it none of my friends knew and wouldn't mess with me that much before my big day. Well needless to say i had the worse hangover ever made it to breakfast left early went back drank some shots powered through it got married missing half my eye brow went back won $3500 on a slot and left Vegas like a boss... With my beautiful new wife a wallet full of cash... And half a eye brow missing!
Wylie Withers is the Commissioner of the Booze League and Co-Host of the BoozeCast. He spent many years as 1/3 of the comedy improv duo The Merry Misfits of Doom before pursing a Masters in Boozing (with a Marketing focus). His posterior was featured on the final episode of Beverly Hills, 90210, earning him his SAG card. He'd like to give a shoutout to his liver and left kidney for always being there for him. Follow him on Twitter @wyliewithers or reach him via email firstname.lastname@example.org.