The Kroger Crapper
HYDE PARK, OH (WCMH) — An allegedly drunk man was arrested after police said he stripped naked in an Ohio Kroger and defecated on a self-checkout register.
According to WLWT, Colin Murphy, 23, charged with disorderly conduct and public indecency.
Police said Murphy exposed himself Sunday, to an employee at a Hyde Park Kroger, then relieved himself on the register.
Murphy was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct and public indecency, and held on a $2,000 bond.
At his arraignment on Monday, the judge ordered him to stay away from the store, according to WLWT.
The alleged defecating drunk was arrested in December 2014 for obstructing official business.
Murphy was released from the Hamilton County jail on Monday, and set to return home, which is less than two miles from the Kroger where he went No. 2.
The suspect is expected to return to court on June 1 for a pre-trial hearing.
-via NY Daily News