Start/Sip Pourcast - Week 9 - He Mayfield Questions, But He Mayfieldesperate

Baker, Baker, Baker... bad optics, buddy. Cleveland Browns quarterback, Baker Mayfield, stormed out of a press conference after ESPN Cleveland reporter, Tony Grossi, asked Mayfield about a failed drive during the Browns’ loss to the Patriots, last week. Um, 99% of offensive drives against the Patriots defense have failed in 2019. It got ugly. "Stop saying but," said Baker. "I just told you the clock was running and we had a penalty. You want to give them the ball back? No. You don’t play, you don’t know. That’s just plain and simple." When Grossi asked if Baker was “happy with the drive,” he responded "Was I happy with the drive? No, we didn’t score points. That’s the dumbest question you could ask. What? Jesus, Tony." Well… Tony… that WAS a stupid question. Baker... breathe.

There’s already a shirt, HAHAHA!!

Injury Report for week nine: There are lots of fucking injuries. Jesus, Tony!

STAY TUNED TO THE END FOR NFL PLAYER HALLOWEEN COSTUMES!!!

Here’s the Start/Sip for this week’s action!

Start:

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Dak Prescott (QB - DAL) @ NYG

Prescott has New York’s number. He had a perfect passer rating against them in week one. He’s going to eat them alive.

Le’Veon Bell (RB - NYJ) @ MIA

The Jets go up against the easiest run defense in the league. The Dolphins are also the easiest defense against quarterbacks. If Sam Darnold starts using Bell more for quick passes out of the backfield, Le’Veon is going to ball out. We’re waiting, Sam…

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Tyler Lockett (WR - SEA) vs TB

The Bucs are bottom of the barrel against the pass. Lockett should feast, this week.

Sit:

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Damien Williams (RB - KC) vs MIN

The Vikings have been tough against the run, and Williams hasn’t exactly dazzled. This will not be an exception.

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Christian Kirk (WR - ARI) vs SF

The Niners defense is legit, top to bottom. Kirk is talented, but this matchup may be out of his pay grade.

Mark Ingram (RB - BAL) vs NE

See Christian Kirk, above. Switch the words “Niners” and “Kirk” to “Patriots” and “Ingram.” I’m outta here!

Jesus, Tony!

HAVE A HAPPY AND SAFE-ISH HALLOWEEN!!!

DeAndre Hopkins - Avatar

DeAndre Hopkins - Avatar

Adam Thielen & his wife announce that she’s PREGO!

Adam Thielen & his wife announce that she’s PREGO!

Tom Brady & Gisele Bündchen

Tom Brady & Gisele Bündchen

Even Bill Belichick has the Halloween Spirit!

Even Bill Belichick has the Halloween Spirit!

Another Tom Brady sighting in the woods

Another Tom Brady sighting in the woods

Von Miller IS Dr. Evil, if you ask many quarterbacks.

Von Miller IS Dr. Evil, if you ask many quarterbacks.

Carolina Panthers players being awesome

Carolina Panthers players being awesome